Saturday, July 19, 2014

10 Ways to Win Friends and Influence People



10. Washing dishes, or splashing people through the window as you wash the dishes.


9.   Doing Olaf impersonations.
  
8.   Using towels, shirts, shorts, pants, boxers and sheets to snap the flies out of the air.

7.   Making farting noises.

6.   Doing a plethora of beautiful to bizarre hairstyles.

5.   Using cement as a slip and slide in a monsoon. 

4.   Practicing tumbling skills in the back of the van.

3.   Burying frogs and smashed chameleons.

2.   Climbing all objects over three feet tall, and jumping over the rest.



1.   Putting Vapor Rub in your hair and wrapping it in plastic so you look like an alien. 

3 comments:

DeEtta @ Courageous Joy said...

Oy......

Kent Bradley said...

Fun list! I had to google search to figure out what Olaf was though ;)

Krista said...

How unconnected to the culture can you be! We will have to fix this when I get back unless you and Talena fix it first :-)