Friday, August 01, 2014

Ten Sure Signs You Should Seek Immediate Shelter




Ten ways you can tell it’s HOT!
10) Clothes dry within five minutes
9) You can’t look at the ground to tell if it’s raining because the rain dries on impact
8) There are no flies in the sun
7) You can get blisters walking ten feet on the cement
6) Walking a block to the store will result in you looking like you just played a soccer game
5) Everyone comes out to play when it starts raining
4) Huddled under the tree is the place to be
3) Your JelliETOes melt before you can walk the 15 feet to the tree (to continue the huddling process)
2) Everyone is passed out watching Disney Channel (this qualifies as a major red flag that something is wrong!)
1          1)  Small muddy rivers look inviting



3 comments:

Kent Bradley said...

Ugh. Sounds hot! Better you than me :)

Krista said...

You have such a martyrs spirit!

Anonymous said...

It's too darn hot. ....;p
Good luck ;p
Bre D